last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
what it looks like:
what it feels like:
I know you’re willing to take me all the way
Actual scenes vs Bloopers
In case you haven’t seen or heard, somebody finally beat the 7th night with all the animatronics set to A.I. 20
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys
The Teen Wolf Cast and their TV Guide Portrait