I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !
this is the greatest thing
what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on