ned: “you know what our problem is?”
chuck: “if you’re referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem!”
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.
The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014
oH MY GOD
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me