occupation: the family disappointment
The last one
Andrew Garfield on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ (x)
The more charming person is the person who admits the other person is more charming.
Andrew & Emma Take a Ride in Rome - Italy (13/04/2014)
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line