Pelvic Sorcery

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up



artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?


when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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I know you’re willing to take me all the way

posted 13 minutes ago via wolfwrecked · originally sssstiles
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ouatdaily:

Actual scenes vs Bloopers


soporcupcakes:

In case you haven’t seen or heard, somebody finally beat the 7th night with all the animatronics set to A.I. 20


lizzbiannn:

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

Damn


crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys


The Teen Wolf Cast and their TV Guide Portrait
posted 43 minutes ago via foxkings · originally peterhale
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